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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

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Daggy Australia and New Zealand are sheep-farming countries and their populations are familiar with many of the aspects of farming livestock. A "dag" or "dags" is the colloquial term for the dung which collects and mats into the fleece immediately surrounding a sheep's anus; it hangs in dried-out dangling clumps which make a sound when the sheep runs, hence the phrase "rattle your dags". A sheep should be "ring crutched" to avoid or relieve this condition: crutching is the removal by shearing of all fleece surrounding the genitals usually in a circular shape or ring. A sheep not cared for properly in this way will otherwise collect dags - hence the possible connection to insults concerning fashion and appearance. The sight of a daggy sheep is unattractive and comical, although the mats of contaminated fleece may be painful and usually attract blowflies and other pests; and therefore to call someone "daggy" is to liken them directly to a neglected sheep's anal region suffering from this condition.

A fucktard of questionable breeding and very low intelligence. Conventional science contend that this creature functions solely on brain stem activity and uses the space otherwise occupied by a hominid brain as a "beer sponge". The creature has little capacity for memory and must always wear clothing with its name stenciled/stitched on the clothing. This condition of uncommon stupidity is aggravated further by the excessive consumption of 'ludes and alcohol during University of Texas tailgate parties. Behavioral exhibitions of this creature include: Standing around a drooling, lighting flatulence near open flame, and throwing objects at the highly-valued property of others.

I'm A Pig

Hug O' War I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
where everyone hugs instead of tugs,
where everyone giggles, and rolls on the rug,
where everyone kisses, and everyone grins,
and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.
-- by Shel Silverstein

Quotes If you wish to appear agreeable in society, you must consent to be taught many things which you already know."
-- Johann Caspar Lavater

Knowledge has two wings. Conjecture is one wing. Conjecture alone is lacking and cuts short the flight. The one-winged bird continues to struggle, hoping to reach the nest somehow with one wing. And then wisdom shows his shining face. Delivered from conjecture, the bird now spreads both wings
-- Rumi, The Bounty of Allah


Tell me whom you love, and I will tell you who you are.
-- Houssaye

Resentment is not getting my way Yesterday,
Anger is not getting my way today,
Fear is not getting my way tomorrow.

Straight Pepper Gear

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out he hates all the same people you do.
-- Anne Lamott

The power of Peace
"Acquire the Spirit of Peace and thousands of souls around you will be saved."
-- St. Seraphim of Sarow


"We are, each of us, angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another."
-- Luciano de Crescenzo

Prayers From the cowardice that dares not face new truths,
From the laziness that is content with half-truths,
From the arrogance that thinks it knows all truths,
Good Lord, deliver me.
-- Kenyan Prayer


Sometimes I go about pitying myself
And all the while I am being carried across the sky
By beautiful clouds.
-- Ojibway Indian Poem

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Practical efforts
Prayer among sane people has never superseded practical efforts to secure the desired end.
-- George Santayana
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